hoodlessclifford

me tomorrow in school

  • teacher: okay class, today is July 7 and-
  • me: no it's not
  • teacher: yes it it
  • me: no it's not, today is July 6
  • teacher: that was yesterday
  • me: NO ITS FUCKING JULY 6 2014 OKAY JULY 7 WILL NEVER COME
  • teacher: will someone explain why she's acting like this
  • classmate: maybe it's because July 7 2014 is that day Ashton would be-
  • me: continue that sentence and I will fuCKING BRING YOU TO A TRIBE AND ILL PERSONALLY HUMAN SACRIFICE YOU
  • classmate:
  • teacher:
  • principal:
  • me: okay so tell me, what day is it today?
  • teacher: it's uhm July 6
  • me: okay that's what I though
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5sexsofvegaaa:

Luke Hemmings is a awkward yet hot little shit

Calum Hood is a adorable puppy loving mutha fucker who will shamelessly show off his ass

Michael Gordon fucking Clifford is simply a sex good who’d I’d bang on a daily basis

And Ashton Fletcher Irwin is just one fine piece of ass who can have you laughing one minute with a lame joke and then have you bent over the counter making you call him daddy the next